That is a huge stock of broccoli hanging out of Zeus's mouth. Upon discovering him with his head in the cat box, mouth chewing away, I yelled at him and banished him to the outdoors (for a few minutes). After which he made a visit to the compost bin and found this breath freshener.
What was I whining about the last time I was here? Could it have been cat puke? On freshly shampooed carpets? Sports-obsessed husbands? Daughters who have the time to watch everything on the DVR list but who have important homework on the weekend and don't have the time to help with any household chores? Perhaps it was autistic children who pee in garbage cans rather than toilets and who shred clothing like crazy. I might have been whining about fleas, but no, those were re-discovered on the dogs last weekend which changed all plans for Sunday. We hope those fleas have finally been eradicated. That's what we get for being cheap--four months of fleas.
I sit behind a pile of partially folded laundry, hoping to keep my mini notebook a secret from Sam, and damn! She caught me. She saw it. I sure hope this thing is as small as I think it is. Yes, everything is status quo i.e. the normal chaos at my house.
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