Oh, How We Love the Little Beasties, Don't We?

That is our fruit bowl that Hedwig is lying in.  Our FRUIT BOWL.  Sans fruit.  Surrounded by clean,unfolded laundry.  But yes, there is a cat in the fruit bowl.  There is a cat in the fruit bowl who is irritated with ME, with ME if you can believe the nerve, because I have disturbed her nap.  I wasn't even irritated with her for lying in the empty fruit bowl.  No, I was irritated with her for running across the keyboard of my computer while I was trying to write this blog.  I was irritated with her for PUKING right where I walk when I get up in the morning.  When I get up IN THE DARK!  When I get up at 5:30 a.m.  Enough said.  You know what happened.  I don't need to spell it out.

METHANE GAS FACTORY.

Hey, Mick, let's save a little money and buy the BIG bag of dog food from Costco...  Now why did we stop buying this brand?  See above.